I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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