I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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