so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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