I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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