the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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