Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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