Welp...herpes.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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