What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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