did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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