gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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