BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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