I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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