Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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