when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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