all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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