That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
