I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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