so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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