Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
That's an oxymoron.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.