So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I just gargled with NyQuil
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