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Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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