OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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