I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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