i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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