I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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