if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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