So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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