I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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