fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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