just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
It's rum buckets o'clock
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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