im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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