When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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