i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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