Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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