And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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