Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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