You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'm both gender and math confused
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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