I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
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Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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