Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Randomize
