Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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