Kiss
Puke
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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