problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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