You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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