Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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