sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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