Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
he was CRYING into my vagina
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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