When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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