How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
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I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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