Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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