He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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