this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Woke up backwards on a recliner
The power of my boobs compel you
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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