I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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