My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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