Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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