I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I could fuck to npr.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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